Montez Sweat Suspended For PEDs, Fans Roast Him Hard

Yo, check it! Montez Sweat, the Bears' defensive end, just got hit with a two-game suspension for messin' with performance enhancers. Fans everywhere are crackin' jokes, askin', "How you takin' PEDs and still got zero sacks?" Now the Bears gotta roll without him, headin' into the next games like they just lost a key player in the game of life.