Cardinals Annihilate Phillies as Prieto Finally Hits

Okay, so the Cardinals just unleashed a 5-1 beatdown on the Phillies, like they were playing t-ball against a team of toddlers. Cesar Prieto finally decided to show up and hit the ball instead of just staring at it. Meanwhile, the Phillies are in a six-series tailspin, and fans are sweating bullets about their playoff chances. Philly's gotta get their act together before it’s too late.