Houston Flexes While Austin Struggles in NHL Expansion Drama

Alright, fam, Austin's out here trying to snag an NHL team like it's the hottest new trend. But Houston's got that fan base on lock, flexing hard while Austin's still building its ice palace. Meanwhile, the NHL's over there sweating bullets about adding more teams like it's a game of Jenga. Can we even handle this chaos? Money's tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving.