Jackals Snag Division Title But Fans? Not So Much!

The Paterson Jackals have snatched the division title in the Frontier League, but what’s this? They’re dead last in fan attendance! Local officials are scrambling to whip up support as playoffs loom. Come on, people! Let’s turn those casuals into die-hard fans! Hinchliffe Stadium is the place to be, so let’s fill those stands and celebrate this culinary masterpiece of a team!