Mitch Garver Joins Yankees After Swift Mariners Exit

Mitch Garver, you absolute donut! Just three days after being booted by the Mariners, he’s strutting into the Yankees’ kitchen. Starting with the Triple-A squad, but keep your eyes peeled—this lad might get a call-up faster than you can say ‘it’s raw!’ And guess what? He’s facing his old team soon—talk about a spicy reunion!