Pirates Scrutinize Skenes' Average Outings Like a Chef

Listen up, Paul Skenes! Your last 15 outings? They’re as average as a soggy soufflé! The Pirates are in a tizzy, wondering if you're just a mediocre meatball instead of the ace they thought. Get your act together, or you're going to be the reason they’re serving up a side of regret! Time to turn up the heat and show everyone you’re not just a bloody undercooked dish!