Yankees Toss Fried on IL, Rodón Set to Sizzle Against Orioles

Listen up, you culinary disasters! The Yankees just tossed Max Fried on the IL with a bone bruise, like a chef tossing out spoiled ingredients! But fear not, Carlos Rodón is back from elbow surgery, ready to sizzle against the Orioles. Fried's been solid, but now the pitching depth is thinner than a bad soufflé! Let’s hope Fried recovers fast while Rodón brings the heat like a perfectly seared steak!