Yankees Stuck in a Roster Jam After Rays Sweep

The New York Yankees just got swept by the Tampa Bay Rays like a dust bunny under my workbench, leaving them with a roster that’s as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. With free agents like Bednar and Chisholm Jr. on the horizon, it’s time for some high-stakes decision-making. And Ryan McMahon? His batting average was lower than my last failed invention. Time to innovate, Yankees!