Ohtani Ka Pitching Return: Dard Aur Drama Ka Khel Hai

Arre bhai, Shohei Ohtani ka pitching return toh abhi khul gaya hai! Arm aur knee mein dard hai, samjha kya? Bullpen session ke baad bola, "Bhai, dard ho raha hai!" Dodgers toh uski health par focus kar rahe hain, warna Daya ki tarah ghoomte rahenge! Jab tak pain-free nahi hoga, return ka kya pata! Medical evaluations par sab kuch depend karta hai, samjha? Babita Ji ki tarah sab kuch chalu hai!