Sugano's Early Exit Leaves Rockies in a Tasty Pickle

So, Tomoyuki Sugano, the Rockies pitcher, is like, "Five innings? Really?" He’s feeling as incomplete as a sandwich without the bread! The Rockies are on the edge of a 100-loss season, and the pressure’s thicker than a New York slice! Every game is like a nail-biter, and Sugano's just trying to keep it cool, like a guy waiting for his pizza delivery!