Jake Burger Takes a Hit and Bounces from the Game

Yo, peep this! Jake Burger, the big dog for the Texas Rangers, got hit in the wrist by a pitch while takin' on the Angels. He played it cool for another inning but had to dip after four. They say it’s just a contusion, but we don’t know how long he’ll be chillin'. With 73 RBIs and 21 homers, his absence got the team strategizin', fo' shizzle.