Jacob Misiorowski: The Unstoppable Pitching Machine

Ladies and gentlemen, Jacob Misiorowski, the Brewers’ pitching sensation, is rewriting history! Lowest batting average ever, folks! A 105.5 mph fastball, the best in the game! Drafted in 2022, he’s racked up 110 strikeouts in just 71 innings. Cy Young? It’s practically his already! Believe me, nobody throws like this guy. I told you so!