Cason Wallace's $139 Million Contract Leaves Fans Stunned

Listen up, folks! The OKC Thunder just threw a whopping five-year, $139 million contract at Cason Wallace! Are they bonkers? This lad averaged a paltry 6.8 points last season, and now he's swimming in cash like a chef in a sea of truffles! Fans are shouting, 'What are you? An idiot sandwich?' while Wallace’s defense is sharper than a chef's knife. Time to step up, mate!