Harden's Offseason Physique: Built Like a Fridge, Mate

James Harden, what are you? An idiot sandwich? Meeting Neon at Fanatics Fest, he’s embracing hugs like a lost puppy! But the roast is on, folks! Fans are saying his offseason physique is built like a bloody fridge! Seriously, Harden, have you been feasting on too many donuts? Now he’s trying to lure LeBron to the Cavs like it’s a cooking show! Get it together, mate!