Ben Simmons Signs with Kings: Fans Aren't Holding Their Breath

Ladies and gentlemen, the NBA's very own Ben Simmons is back in action! He inked a one-year deal with the Sacramento Kings, ready to dazzle us in his 10th season. After a year of self-imposed exile, he's reportedly fit—though rumor has it his jump shot is still on a permanent vacation. Fans are joking he should be paying the Kings for this privilege. Classic Simmons, right?