Ben Simmons' Enchanted Quest: Can He Conquer the 3-Point Spell?

In the mystical land of the NBA, the once-maligned sorcerer Ben Simmons has resurfaced, signing a one-year pact with the Sacramento Kings. After a year of healing spells, his godfather, the sage David Patrick, proclaims that Simmons is bravely attempting three-point incantations, though the enchanted crowd remains doubtful, hurling jinxes like 'Confidently shooting bricks is nasty work!'