Australia's Ashes Squad: Ready for the Ultimate Cricket Clash

Alright, folks, the Aussies just dropped their Ashes squad like it’s a new Stark tech release! With a blend of seasoned warriors and a rookie left-hander, they’re ready to face the Brits. Captain Cummins is out with a back issue, so Steve Smith’s steering the ship. And poor Sam Konstas got benched — but hey, he’s handling it better than my last AI upgrade. Let the showdown commence!