RCB ka retention saga: Genius moves ya full-on chaos?

RCB is strutting into the 2026 mini-auction like they just won the lottery! They’re keeping 17 players who shone brighter than my phone screen at 3 am. Bye-bye Livingstone and Ngidi, hello fast-bowling superstar hunt! INR 16.4 crore in the pocket, but no splurging, just smart buys. Legendary squad in the making or total flop? Buckle up, fam!