Cricketer's Cheating Scandal Costs Him Indian Restaurant Deal

Listen up! A Saltburn Cricket Club player just served up a dish of cheating so raw it’s practically still mooing! Caught on camera faking a sound to dupe the umpire? What are you? An idiot sandwich? Fans are roasting him as 'Clicky Ponting' and his sponsorship with 'Spices' just went up in flames! Now the cricket league is cooking up an investigation. Let’s see if this dish gets tossed or plated!