What in the name of culinary disasters is happening here? India is 500 runs behind in the Guwahati Test! Pant, mate, you’re batting like a half-cooked soufflé—seven runs off eight balls? Your body language is as weak as a soggy biscuit! Ashwin's praying for a miracle, but discipline is key! Get it together, or you’ll be an idiot sandwich in no time!

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