Parthiv Patel's ODI XI: Dhoni Left on the Cutting Room Floor!

Listen up, you lot! Parthiv Patel just cooked up his all-time ODI XI in a podcast with Jay Thadeshwar, and guess what? He left MS Dhoni on the chopping block! Openers? Sachin Tendulkar and Adam Gilchrist. Middle order? Virat Kohli and Ricky Ponting. And Shane Warne? Pure magic! But no Dhoni? What are you? An idiot sandwich! This is a culinary disaster!