Ramsay rants: England's pink ball plan is a disaster

What a ridiculous plan! Skip pink ball practice and head straight to Brisbane? It’s raw! Manuka Oval is as different from the Gabba as a soufflé is from a burnt toast! England's batting is leaving bowlers gasping; 172 and 164? Are you an idiot sandwich? Sort yourselves out before you face the heat at the Gabba!