Rishabh Pant's Trade: From IPL Star to Burnt Toast

Listen up! Lucknow Super Giants just tossed Rishabh Pant to Delhi Capitals like yesterday's burnt toast after a disastrous IPL 2026. This bloke, who was once the most expensive player ever at ₹27 crore, couldn't even find his bat! Now he’s back at DC for a mere ₹15 crore. Goenka thought Pant would play for 15 years—more like 15 minutes at this rate! Get your act together, mate!