Listen, Sanju! Your spot is on the line after Ishan's fiery 76! With scores of 10 and 6, you're about as useful as a burnt soufflé. Get it together in Guwahati, or Tilak Varma will snatch your place! Aakash is spot on; three left-handers? Are you all mad? Time to whip up some runs, or you're out! No excuses!

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