Sanju, what on earth are you doing? Scoring 5, 0, and 1? It’s raw! Irfan’s pointing out your closed bat face like a chef spotting a burnt soufflé. Those bowlers are targeting your off-stump like they’re hunting for the perfect steak! Get it together, mate! Saba believes you can rise from the ashes—just don’t be an idiot sandwich next time!

Cricket

