Shreyas Iyer's Fitness: An Uncertain Recipe for ODI Series

Shreyas Iyer, what are you? An idiot sandwich?! Doubtful for the ODI series against South Africa! The lad's still recovering from that ridiculous injury. Oxygen levels plummeting, blacking out like a poorly cooked soufflé! He’s stable now, but come on, we need him fit, not limping around like a broken dish. Get it together, Iyer!