Venkatesh Iyer's T20 XI Madness: Rohit and Virat on the Sidelines

What in the name of burnt toast is going on? Venkatesh Iyer, have you lost your marbles? Leaving out Rohit and Virat? That's like serving a soufflé that's flat! Sehwag and Abhishek opening? What are you? An idiot sandwich? And MS Dhoni leading this madness? This lineup better be as explosive as a Michelin-star dish, or it’s a total disaster!