Ashwin questions selectors: Where's Nitish in the lineup?

Alright, folks, Ashwin just gave the selectors a tech upgrade fail alert! He raised an eyebrow at Nitish's benchwarmer status—Hardik's out, so why not? Rohit cranked out a solid fifty, but Kohli's 135 was pure magic, leading India to a 17-run victory. Ashwin's mantra: strike rates over averages, because who needs boring stats? Enjoy the legend show while it lasts!