Arre bhai, Lyon bench pe! Gabba mein kaun responsible?
Arre bhai, Lyon ko bench pe daal diya, samjho gussa! Neser aaya, sab pace, aur main toh 43 pink-ball wickets maar chuka hoon. 562 Test wickets, bas do door McGrath se! Root century maar raha hai, Starc six-for le raha hai, par main toh sideline pe cheer karne wala hoon. Babita Ji ko kya samjhaun, yaar? Aaj toh sab kuch ulta-pulta ho gaya!
Quick rundown
- Nathan Lyon is feeling 'absolutely filthy' after being benched for the pink-ball Test.
- Australia opted for an all-pace attack, leaving Lyon to stew on the sidelines.
- Lyon has a stellar record with the pink ball, boasting 43 wickets in 13 Tests.
- He’s just two wickets away from becoming Australia's second-highest wicket-taker in Tests.
- England ended Day 1 at 325/9, with Joe Root celebrating his 40th century like it’s his birthday!
