Arre Gavaskar ka pitch pe double standards par shor hai yaar

Arre Babita Ji, Gavaskar bolta hai! Perth ka pitch toh aisa hai jaise lawn care ka ad, par India ka pitch pe sabko shor! 32 wickets gir gaye, fast bowlers ko chutti, spinners ko maar! Kya yaar, agar Australia ka bounce chalega toh India ka spin kyun nahi? Teen ungli toh critics ki taraf hi hai, samjha kya? Sab kuch comedy hai, bhai!