Arrogant? Arre bhai, hum toh bas thode se rubbish hain

Arre bhai, Ben Stokes keh raha hai, rubbish bolna theek hai par arrogant mat bolo! Perth mein England ka chakkar khatam, Travis Head aur Mitchell Starc ne toh sabko nacha diya. Ab chaar matches bache hain, Stokes toh full drama mein hai, Ashes wapas laane ka plan hai, Babita Ji ko impress karna hai na! Kya karun, life mein toh aise hi chalta hai!

Quick rundown

1.Ben Stokes defended his team's performance against critics after a tough loss.

2.England's batting struggles led to a disappointing defeat in the first Test.

3.Stokes highlighted moments of brilliance despite the overall result.

4.The next Test promises to be a thrilling pink-ball encounter.

5.England aims to bounce back and win the Ashes series after a rocky start.

Ashes 2025-26: England ki batting ne diya comedy ka maza
Ashes 2025-26: England ki batting ne diya comedy ka maza
Kya kehna, yaar! England ki batting aisi hui, jaise chidiya ko khichdi! Ashwin ne kaha, 'Recklessness ki had hai, par England ne toh nayi misaal di!' 172 aur 164 ka score, jaise kisi ne cricket ko joke bana diya! Travis Head ne toh match ko highlight reel bana diya, 123 runs bina kisi tension ke! Ab agle match mein England ko chahiye thoda patience, warna yeh toh sirf ek khwab ban kar reh jaayega!
07:27 am on Sunday, 23 November, 2025
Perth's two-day Ashes spectacle: Starc's 10-wicket magic
Perth's two-day Ashes spectacle: Starc's 10-wicket magic
In a two-day cricket extravaganza that even my suits would envy, the Ashes at Perth Stadium turned into a bowler's playground. Thirty wickets fell faster than my latest invention could fly! Starc snagged a jaw-dropping 10-wicket haul, while Australia cruised to victory. Travis Head's rapid century had everyone buzzing, but ticket holders for days three and four? Not so much. Buckle up, Brisbane, the saga continues!
09:40 am on Thursday, 27 November, 2025
Botham ne Stokes ki strategy par kadi tanqeed ki hai ab
Botham ne Stokes ki strategy par kadi tanqeed ki hai ab
Ian Botham ne England ki Perth ki performance ko seedha 'horrendous' bola. Unka kehna hai ki agar yahi strategy chali, toh 0-5 ka whitewash tay hai! Root aur Stokes ko apni mental toughness dikhani hogi, warna match do din mein khatam ho gaya. Ab time hai unki inner gladiators ko jagane ka, kyunki Australia ko dikhana hai ki England kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
06:25 am on Thursday, 27 November, 2025
Ashes 2025-26: England ki comedy se Cricket Australia ko nuksan!
Ashes 2025-26: England ki comedy se Cricket Australia ko nuksan!
Kya kahun, dosto! Ashes ka pehla test, England ki batting ka ek bada joke! 67.3 overs mein do baar out, jaise cricket ki chidiya ud gayi! Australia ne target ko chhoti si baatein samajh kar uda diya, aur England ke liye sirf facepalm bacha! Gabba mein Stokes bhai ki team tayaar hai, par kya ye comedy ka silsila rukega? Dekhiye agla episode!
05:10 am on Sunday, 23 November, 2025
Wood's Bold Comeback: We're Not Done Yet, Australia!
Wood's Bold Comeback: We're Not Done Yet, Australia!
Mark Wood, folks, we’re coming back! Two days of disaster? Forget it! We’re not taking a camper van through the outback, that’s for losers. We’ll fly, safe and smart! Bowling? We’ll take 20 wickets, believe me! Australia, get ready! We’re coming back to show you who’s boss. I told you, we’re not done yet!
05:55 am on Tuesday, 25 November, 2025

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