Arre bhai, Tilak Varma ka No. 5 pe hona, bilkul aise hai jaise Daya ka garba bina dhol ke! Team India ka headache hai yeh, samjho. Yeh ladka pehle top-order mein chamakta tha, ab No. 5 pe aake aisa lag raha hai jaise bhindi ke saath laal mirch ka tadka nahi hai! Vice-captain banne ka kya chakkar hai, bhai? Jaldi se form mein aa jaye, warna headache toh sabko ho jayega!

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