Shami's Name? Not Even a Whisper in Squad Talks!

So, the BCCI just announced the squad for the epic India vs. Afghanistan clash! And guess what? No Mohammed Shami! Ajit Agarkar, the guy with the clipboard, said, 'Shami? Not even on our radar!' Apparently, he's got T20 vibes only, leaving his Test dreams hanging like a forgotten pizza slice. But hey, 10 wickets in 12 matches? Come on, selectors, give the guy a break! He's got the magic touch, baby!