Hey, so Shaun Pollock’s like, ‘What’s going on with Boult, Thakur, and Chahar?’ They’re totally tanking for MI in IPL 2026! Boult’s got one wicket in three games—yikes! Chahar’s in the same boat! Thakur’s got six, but his economy’s worse than my last date! They gotta step it up or it’s goodbye playoffs! Pizza break anyone?

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