R Ashwin frets over LSG's Pooran's fading magic before IPL

In the magical cricketing realm, R Ashwin, the sage of spin, is deeply troubled by Nicholas Pooran, the ₹21 crore wizard of LSG, whose spellbinding prowess has dimmed before the grand IPL 2026. Pooran, once a Quidditch sensation, now appears as a weary specter after his South African quests. Ashwin proposes a charm to limit wizards to three leagues a year, and a new batting order enchantment to rekindle Pooran's spark alongside young Abdul Samad.