Reece Topley: England's Management Needs a Magic Wand

In the magical land of cricket, valiant bowler Reece Topley has rallied his fellow wizards to voice their grievances against the England management, led by the sorcerer Brendon McCullum. With a wave of his wand, he bemoaned the lack of spells in team selections, warning that a novice wizard at the helm could lead to catastrophe. Despite his 80 wickets in 65 battles, a knee hex thwarted his last quest in the Caribbean.