Kya flat pitch par India ki bowling chalegi? Kumble ka chinta!

Arre suno dosto, T20 World Cup ka jadoo hai, India ne Zimbabwe ko 72 runs se uda diya! Lekin Kumble Paaji keh rahe hain, flat pitch par bowling ka kya hoga? Aath batters hain, par Siraj ki kami hai, jaise chai bina shakkar ki. Agle matches mein, selection ka chakkar hai, samjho yeh cricket hai, koi khel nahi, yaar!