IND vs SA 2025: Gambhir's Puppy Pitch vs Steyn's Haunted House

Yo, at Eden Gardens, India and South Africa squared off in a Test match twistier than a pretzel, ya dig? Gambhir said the pitch was chill like a puppy, but the Proteas turned it into a horror show! Chasin' 124, the Men in Blue got spun out, losin' by 30 runs faster than a cheetah on the prowl. Steyn claimed that pitch had more demons than a haunted house, fo' shizzle!