Johnson sounds alarm: England's batting a total disaster!

Folks, Mitchell Johnson is sounding the alarm! England's batting? A total disaster before the third Ashes Test in Adelaide! They trail 2-0, and let me tell you, their shot selection is baffling. Joe Root got a century, but who cares? It's all about Australia, especially Steven Smith! Johnson says Adelaide could be good for England, but they better adapt fast. A 5-0 sweep? Not likely, but who knows? I told you so!
Quick rundown
- England's batting has left fans scratching their heads like they just found a mystery puzzle piece.
- Mitchell Johnson thinks the Adelaide conditions could be a game-changer for England, or a game-wrecker.
- Joe Root's century was like a beautiful flower in a garden of weeds for England's performance.
- Jofra Archer's fiery spell was hot enough to roast marshmallows, but not enough to save the day.
- England needs to adjust their tactics faster than a cat on a hot tin roof if they want to turn this series around.