Mitchell Starc Says Spicy Pitches Are a Must for Ashes

Listen up, folks! Mitchell Starc, the greatest speedster, wants spicy pitches for the Ashes! No more boring tracks, okay? We need excitement! England's 'Bazball'? Bring it on! If we're worried about cash, we’ve got bigger problems! Let’s make cricket thrilling again! I’m telling you, we need wickets that bowlers love. It’s going to be HUGE!