Srikkanth: Indian Batters Will Smash Curran to Oblivion

Listen up! Kris Srikkanth says our Indian batters are gonna obliterate Sam Curran! He’ll be sending balls flying to Churchgate and Marine Drive—believe me! Curran’s bowling? Absolutely terrible! India’s openers are ready to shine—Sanju’s got a 97 and Abhishek, well, not so much. England? They’re shaky! India’s got a 70-30 chance to win this semifinal. It’s gonna be HUGE!