

Season 1
Cast & Crew

Gorden Kaye
René Artois

Hilary Minster
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen

Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois

Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche

Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm

Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart

Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber

Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois

Rose Hill
Madame Fanny

Kenneth Connor
Monsieur Alfonse

Arthur Bostrom
Officer Crabtree

John Louis Mansi
Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen

Jack Haig
Roger Leclerc

Richard Gibson
Herr Otto Flick

John D. Collins
Flying Officer Fairfax

Nicholas Frankau
Flying Officer Carstairs

Sam Kelly
Captain Hans Geering

Francesca Gonshaw
Maria Recamier
Episode Guide
After the British airmen are gone for good – or so René thinks – there is still the problem of Herr Flick owning all three copies of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies (the original and two fakes), and while Herr Flick kidnaps Lieutenant Gruber (a former art house worker), the Colonel and the Captain start to plan their next move. All the while, René's widow Edith has found René's will, and being the sole beneficiary, goes on a spending spree with René's money to attract better suitors. And the British airmen return as nuns. They are last seen hidden in the piano.