Bloody Sundae

An ardent vampire-obsessed fangirl, lost in the woods while searching for a Dairy Queen, stumbles upon a cannibal whom she eagerly mistakes for a vampire. Astonished, the cannibal decides to play along with her delusion by claiming he is a vampire and inviting her to his cabin, where he plans to kill and eat her. The fangirl, none the wiser, accepts with excitement.