Season 1

1.Pilot

2.Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System

3.Poker, Faith, and Eggs

4.A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

5.A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom

6.A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac

7.A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

8.Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

9.Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

10.An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

11.Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers

12.A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

13.A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

14.Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

15.Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

16.Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

17.Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

18.A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

19.Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

20.A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

21.Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

22.Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set