Ranbir's Secret Instagram: Just Two Videos and Zero Followers

So, Ranbir's got a secret Insta account, just two videos of little Raha, and he’s keeping it under wraps like it’s Stark tech. He tells Alia, 'Follow me, and the world will find my digital lair!' Classic misdirection! With zero followers and a handle that sounds like a superhero sidekick, he’s dodging social media like it’s a rogue AI. Genius move, really.