Matthew Perry's Assistant Gets a Time-Out for Ketamine Role

So, like, Matthew Perry's assistant Kenneth got a three-year vacation in the big house for, uh, his role in the ketamine mess. The judge was all, "What were you thinking, buddy?" Perry's family is super sad, saying he should still be here, enjoying life. Kenneth, pal, sometimes you just gotta say no, ya know? Life's too short for bad choices!