Chris Brown's Dog Attack Casts Housekeeper in Magical Mess

In a spellbinding twist, our bard Chris Brown faces a $13 million hex after his monstrous 200-pound beast, Hades, turned housekeeper Maria Avila into a rather unfortunate chew toy in 2020! The jury deemed him a negligent wizard for vanishing instead of summoning help, while Hades met a grim fate. Oh, the tangled webs we weave in the magical realm!