Karan Johar's Enchanted Request: Stop the Clickbait Hexes

In a magical realm, the illustrious wizard Karan Johar, master of the Dharma Cornerstone Agency, pondered the curious trend of actors flitting between talent agencies like enchanted fireflies. Amidst the swirling rumors of Janhvi Kapoor's leap to the Collective Artists Network, he implored the scribes to cease their clickbait hexes, emphasizing the importance of context in their tales. With a chuckle, he vowed never to conjure a sequel to 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham,' fearing a disastrous spell.