Master Aphelion: Gordon Ramsay's Blunt Beginner Tips

Listen up, you gaming muppets! Aphelion is here, and it’s time to take Persephone by storm with Ariane and Thomas! Crouch like your life depends on it to sneak past that blind nemesis. Use the EM scanner—it's your bloody map! Don’t fall off those ledges, or you’ll be tasting dirt. Balance is everything, so stop wobbling around like a drunk! Get it right, or you’re out!