Ronaldo Misses Al-Nassr Opener, Fans Left Wondering Why

Arre bhai, kya bolta hai! Cristiano Ronaldo, woh superstar, Al-Nassr ki pehli match mein nahi aayega! Kal hai match, par report keh rahi hai ki wo nahi aa raha, kyun? Koi nahi jaanta! Sab log uski training photos dekhne ke liye excited the, par ab intezaar karna padega. 41 saal ka hai, lekin 976 goals ho gaye hain, sirf 24 bache hain 1000 par pahunchne ke liye! Aree wah!